just when you thought you learned to live with Apple and Cherry, life throws you an Avocado. we have a winner. of all the name tags i have not-so-subtly glanced at, i thought i had already mentally compiled quite an extensive list of Parents who should be charged with child abuse. but i have to say this is the worst. by far.

i still find it hard to understand how some parents claim that their newborn child, “looked like a Helen”. but seeing as all babies are little more than an accumulation of fat cells morphed into miniature John Prescott i’ll let it go. mind you i think John Prescott looks more like a Bob. but i digress.

Avocado took part in some national beauty pageant, so i’m guessing she did not look like an avocado, or any fruit or vegetable for that matter. by the time you’ve read this post, i’ve probably had the misfortune of meeting a Papaya.